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Aren Demotivational Poster


THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Whatta b****!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm
Yeeeccch


CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...




PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay


TAGS: rollerblade g** joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am
LOL...yeah


Statistically speaking -


TAGS: statistics 6 out of 7 dwarfs arent happy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:53 pm
"rny" See above.
Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:52 pm
There was an eighth dwarf they don't talk about. He was the one that nailed Snow White, and his name was "ho***".
Oldsod - July 10, 2015, 2:08 pm
Brilliant!


BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


PARENTING - You're doing it right




FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally


TAGS: favoritism birds parents
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Kanidasha

Kanidasha - June 13, 2010, 12:16 am
This was my first time ever seeing this picture when I came across it. But then again....this is the internet, nothing is original anymore.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow another version of #12063 which was plagiarized by #81378... not to mention the internet since 1991.


TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


MORE CHILDREN -


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.


PARENTING SKILLS -




RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


UNCONDITIONAL LOVE -


TAGS: love parent child
Rating: 4.5/5

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szo850 - November 22, 2012, 3:06 pm
Thank you :)
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:41 am
Thanks for this poster! It made my day!


BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first


TAGS: baby bbq parenting
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by FredricT

mickeyfinn - December 21, 2013, 10:02 am
this is in VERY BAD taste. No pun intended you sick stupid sphincter boy.
FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:04 pm
Of course its child abuse, I mean no sauce, its still kicking so it wont cook evenly, and the diaper will cause the rump roast to be overdone on the outside and underdone on the inside What a waste of a perfectly good baby
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
NOT!!!!
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
NOT LOL. Child Abuse is never LOL, Poster rocks
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:09 pm
LOL child abuse.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:14 pm

spelling nazi's....p'ffffft. wait....i feel a poster coming on.
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:58 pm
Marinade - noun. Marinate - verb. =D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:49 am

argh on the spelling. you did a nice job re-working and re-submitting. 4 from me dude.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:39 am
spelling, You're doing it wrong. 3L


PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives


TAGS: parents nightmare kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

LOLOLOL - April 12, 2009, 2:22 pm
UR AN IDIOT, thats p***bear when he wakes up in the morning. He wants his first *doink* of the day!
Buttplug67 - February 27, 2009, 11:15 am
Hey! I'm in the picture! Under the bed!


I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder


TAGS: parents drunk uni student of
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by caveman

Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:21 am

second guy on the right, back row...he's got a bon** watching the other guys...lolz


COSTUME KIDS -




TOLERATE -


TAGS: cats pet parents
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:19 pm

man i love the look of the cats face. the title and caption are awesome. 5 is to low for this one fp.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:01 pm
Just priceless.


2012 -




PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.


TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:53 pm
Don't forget, "Dad" is the dolt holding the phone that took this picture. :P
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror


TOO EARLY -


TAGS: parent child teen
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 10:49 pm
Ouch! ROFLMAO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 2:50 pm
Well 5aid!


PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...


TAGS: dog sad funny parents always hiding the truth
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Nathan

Dangle - July 9, 2010, 3:41 am
im not sure if thats a parental win or fail... funny as hell either way! lol
LD0ne - August 26, 2009, 10:34 am
LOL that is awesome
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 11:48 am
I always wondered where Skittles was. How could he?
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:36 am
I'd do that one for free! Two seriously scarred kids...coming up!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:51 am
ill do it, sorry kids
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
Haha i was reading that yesterdya xD
Im Suddenly An Actor - July 27, 2009, 10:48 pm
For $500 Ill bloody do it!
Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Is it any wonder that so many people believe conspiracy theories? If you can't trust your own father to not conspire against you...
RandomApe - July 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Wow, just...wow


GOOD PARENTING - Nice to know it still exists somewhere


TAGS: good parenting
Rating: 2.9/5

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4Real - March 24, 2009, 1:12 pm
Realy great! lesson of life.
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 5:44 am
That terrific mom should have her likeness on Mt. Rushmore. Nice to know she loves her son THAT much.
Dude - September 3, 2008, 9:40 pm
She is awesome beyond belief.
Ben Dover - September 3, 2008, 11:19 am
These are the women who really deserve "Mother of the Year" awards.
yer mom - August 29, 2008, 4:45 pm
awesome mom!!
r - August 17, 2008, 11:52 am
this happened to a girl in my neighbor hood. we drove past that place like five times laughing at her
TigerKid - June 30, 2008, 10:33 pm
Tough love done right. The fact she stays next to him almost brought a tear to my eye.
J - June 23, 2008, 12:49 am
No kidding. This mom is awesome.


REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

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steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.


PARENTING - You're doing it right


TAGS: parenting
Rating: 4.05/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:08 am
He shouldn't wear a condom???


PARENTS - Teaching personal responsibility to the next generation


TAGS: parents kids
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:52 am
1L for this, then.
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
my dad taught me how to shoot when i was young. It does teach responsibility. You are responsible for all firearms in the room if no one else knows **** about guns. that was my lesson. exact words
passersby - August 29, 2009, 11:33 am
It's an EOTech not an Aimpoint.
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
GySgt .. GOOD EYE Dude! ;-)
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
5 here from the Peanut Gallery. Both my children have been trained in how to handle firearms. AND, they are really good sh**s! :-)
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sure she can. Simple as pie. Her parents installed an "Aimpoint" on the rail. Very thoughtful.
Token - April 15, 2009, 5:17 pm
she's probably not even capable of aiming it.....


PARENTING 101 - Every guy your daughter brings home will look just like this guy to you. Just keep saying in your head, "I'm too pretty for prison."




INSANITY -


TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 1:04 am
Accept, don't explain.
Hawamleh - August 14, 2010, 12:46 am
Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... b****.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
I can't find the words to express how godd*** funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.


INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.




DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes


TAGS: weak parents make weak children
Rating: 4.65/5

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Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:41 pm
What a cute picture.


LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.


TAGS: leash fail idiot bad parenting
Rating: 4.37/5

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Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
Mom needs a slap
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
*hard to imagine
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
I foresee an awkward mother-son intervention looming. Of course it's hard any non-awkward mother-son such things. Hard, but not impossible.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:41 pm
We've strayed past a few indecent innuendos there, too.
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
*snickers* And what does it mean when your mother is actually holding that "monkey" by the tail? I think we've strayed way past ritalin on this one.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:27 pm
Too soon in life to have a monkey on your back.


NICE CHOPS -




TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.


TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am
AMEN!
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you


PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper


TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by WeAreAllFucked

M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun


PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


HAPPY NATIONAL HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY - No Really, I'm not kidding, look it up


TAGS: national hairball awareness day
Rating: 1.9/5

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ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 12:05 am
No thanks.


PARENTING SKILLS -


TAGS: parents kids love hate death
Rating: 4.82/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 3:47 pm
Both of mine are still in the cute stage so i am good for now
Airman - August 17, 2010, 3:41 pm
I am going to use this with my 20 yr old daughter real soon.. they will grow out of it, they will grow out of it..
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 3:00 pm

oh yah 5L's. i have teens so i can relate.


FORMATIVE -




"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started




OF COURSE YOU DID IT - You're an only child


TAGS: apes childhood parenting humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - January 8, 2012, 12:52 am

Thanks for the suggestion, but I have no idea what you're referring to. I am a total goober at this, just having a good time.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 8, 2012, 12:50 am
Try wigflip next time, it'll make it look better


IF THERE'S NO GOD -


TAGS: fish aren t really pets
Rating: 4.32/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 4:47 pm
or my morphine drip? 5 Existentialism


FUTURE -


TAGS: future randon kid trusr parent
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2012, 5:24 am
lol
Zetmonk - October 18, 2012, 3:37 am
So simple, and yet absolute genius!


GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.


TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.


PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planned parenthood
Rating: 4.79/5

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Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:47 pm
thanks, nice way to start the day!
Haarakkon - October 17, 2012, 4:33 am
Wow! You've still got it, Airman. Indeed, I think you've never lost it.


Parents -




COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY -




PARENTING SKILLS - She's your daughter, not a bowling ball.




PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others




TRY AS YOU MIGHT -




DEFINING MOMENTS -


TAGS: kid innocence fear love parenting
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:25 pm

excellent


CHILDREN -


TAGS: kids child baby *** parenthood britney spears
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:10 am
Beautiful poster. And I concur with everything after the comma. Before the comma, not so much. As for the tags, well they just creep me out big time.
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
LOL @ the tags... Take some notes guys. This is how it's done. 5L
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:29 am
It can be troublesome when you are married. Try explaining it to them when they catch you with the ex.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome Aggy. I always like to just practice too!
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:13 am
@Bart: I think I'm offended. No hallways here!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 4:38 am

trying to relight the heat is harder that trying to relight wet charcoal in a grill.
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:01 am
I'm not sure how people have multiple kids, really. I mean, after an entire human being has passed through...how do you top that? lol jk 5/5
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 1:51 am
i concur, mr. cubby
Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 1:24 am
It's fun making them though


THE TRUTH IS -




THE WEEKEND - has officially begun


TAGS: ice macarena
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:58 am
epic Spanish skills there LOL
ICEMAN - September 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
Bite your >>>insert body part here
ICEMAN - September 24, 2011, 6:52 pm
You had no clue I was such a good dancer, did you?
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2011, 1:32 am
For some strange reason, that face always reminds me of Hugh Laurie


PARENTHOOD - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.




PARENTS - We're not being condescending We're too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand




nonsensical nonsense #9 -




Tough Love -




Obediance -


TAGS: obedience defiance parents
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 3:58 am
If kids were always obedient, there wouldn't be any grand-kids.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:26 pm
and destined for the hall of fame.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:25 pm
E...P....I...C!


IF YOU EVER WONDERED -




PARENTING - Like any task It is just a matter of having the right tools




TRADITION -


TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
Superb.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L


THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: parenting dad fear mexico
Rating: 4.45/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 3:50 am
Both...I like to think the kid wet himself
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 2:42 am
LOL! On the kid or the dad?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL! The face of fear...Priceless


PARENTING IS TOUGH - Are you sure you know exactly where your teenage daughter is RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE ?




PARENTHOOD - The best years of your life


TAGS: parenthood children fail kissing
Rating: 4.26/5

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maoworks2 - November 29, 2011, 8:18 am
Great Stuff !
mariand - November 20, 2011, 1:00 pm
LOL... and the craziest, and the most funny!?


SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...


TAGS: coats jackets long sleeves aren t neccessary where your goin chuckles
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.


DOUCHEBAGS. - The 2008 Nu Rave version.




AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -


TAGS: douglass quote parenting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 12:55 pm

I always knew you and Fred had something in common.
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:27 am
Frederick schmederick. Obviously he’s never repaired a broken woman.
lgvernon - October 16, 2014, 11:27 pm

Thank you, TH.
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:26 pm
Nice. Image and quote.


CINDERELLA -




Hypocrisy -




COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 100 BY 7 -




Parenting -




HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?




MY DAD -


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by suenero

AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm
My mom never could understand normal thinking


NAIVE YOUTH -


TAGS: september 15 youth vs bad parenting
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
Only for those who promised their son a trip to Disney.
Derek2 - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
Have taxes actually increased?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is hilarious.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:26 am
that's 5 truths from me Aggy
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:05 am
Honestly... I know people who plan things based on their tax returns. If this kid has the usual math and economics classes in school, he'll one day have a moment of clarity... and it'll reflect this poster exactly. If not, it's child abuse.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:32 am
Exactly. Spinning numbers to tell whatever story you'd like is fine, but this, this is the heart of the matter. Thanks, Agd.


STEREOTYPES - New Zealand: 10 Sheep per person. Wales: 4 Sheep per person. Scotland: 3 Sheep per person.


TAGS: stereotypes aren t strict to expectations
Rating: 3.18/5

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TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 11:54 am
Hahahahah much appreciated to you for adding to the length. A pointless thread to an unfunny poster, how the days draw on, eh? lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:28 am
and TG's half-*ss poster is now the proud owner of the longest pointless comment thread ever on MF - I didn'say PF, they have quite the playas there. Hail to the Chief :)
Kung-Fu Devil - February 13, 2012, 11:00 am
I apologise, but I have only just seen it now, in the most recent comments section, with things posted today. In future, I'll go back in time when things are actually happening.
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 10:58 am
I didn't say it wasn't fair, after speaking with Cranky I understand why he did it. I posted in reply to the reason, which I explained and had no reason. I've moved on, posted other things, it happened 2 days ago, tnx for having an opinion now though
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 10:54 am
Trueemo...that's funny, because you will never see what's in my head.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:50 am
or play with it :)
Kung-Fu Devil - February 13, 2012, 10:05 am
TrueGrave, as a man speaking from experience, it's not worth arguing with the mods. They do their job and although it is sometimes unfair or hard to understand, they do it well. Just post and get over it.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 9:31 am
I got that and you may be right. But it's still narrow minded to upload this poster as a response. Just ask the mods and discuss it (Forum or PM) instead of overreacting like that. Sounds more like TrueEmo than TrueGrave to me ;)
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 5:24 am
I've had posters rejected, that doesn't bother me, it's the reason that did.It seemed very narrow minded. A better reason would have been to just say "We aren't allowed to use stereotypes any more.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:15 am
Posting in a rage over getting a rejection... I don't have enough space to explain on how many levels that logic fails. ;)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 8:54 pm
As did the mod, I like arguing a bit too much as you are about to see...
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:47 pm
and I replied right back my friend :)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 8:20 pm
I explained my frustration in full on the forum when I saw your reply just now.
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:17 pm
yeah I know, Scotland is off limits here... wonder why ? questions questions :)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 6:59 pm
I had used the same pic, with the caption "New Zealand - Where the Men are Men and the sheep are scared." It was rejected for the reason it's a joke about Scotland. I don't have enpugh space to explain on how many levels that logic fails.
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 5:53 pm
and you're right, I don't get it - not that's a reference or anything - mind doing a little explaining ? here or in PM. based on your last production I'm sure it's quite the th5ng :)
HallieMarie - February 11, 2012, 5:07 pm
I liked your first one better. It was super funny! But this one is good too, but I think less people will get it.
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 4:28 pm
I posted this in a rage over getting a sheep joke rejected because it was "About Scotland"


WHAT WORKOUT DO YOU NEED? -




IRONY - Time to stock up, before the damn hoarders get it all.




close enough -


TAGS: parent child genes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 11:53 pm
And his NAD(s) from his dad, now known as the ex...poor kid.
Greeny - March 31, 2014, 9:29 pm
That's messed up; Blueies always follow Greeny, duh.


DEAD RINGERS -


TAGS: adoption twins culture parenting children
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:09 am
Doh! I walked into that one, lol!


THE SCREAMING NEWBORN -


TAGS: crying baby parental humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2014, 10:57 am

Everyone is perfect, thanks, Sir Dog~~
spacedog - April 19, 2014, 10:24 am
Congrats Lg. I hope everyone is healthy and happy.
lgvernon - April 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

He's got a good, strong set of lungs!
rerun - April 18, 2014, 4:08 pm

4-18-14....you know.


GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER -


TAGS: meet the parents new boyfriend
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:27 pm

LOL @ Budog.
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:43 pm
OMG, I am in love! The woman is kind of h** too...
crankyhead - February 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
5pectacular
forseti - February 16, 2012, 11:16 am
ROFLMAO @ mom


HATE -


TAGS: kids hate parents dress police
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 4:15 am
Cute costume, and you can bet those cops were trying to keep from laughing.
ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 1:43 am
Yo daddy dresses you funny Face. 5
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2010, 12:21 am
Dang it. I didn't get my mot made fast enough... now I'll just look like a copycat if I submit it... guess I could always rework it and submit it later.
spacedog - October 23, 2010, 4:56 pm
Superb.
deadluvva - October 23, 2010, 8:58 am
One word. Sad 5 stars my friend
Iconoclast - October 22, 2010, 8:13 pm
Great picture, great caption. Remember that song from South Pacific - - You've got to be taught ...
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:58 pm
Excellent!
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 7:45 pm

awesome dude...total 5L


YOU'LL PROBABLY TELL HIM -


TAGS: parenting baby landmines
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - January 30, 2011, 4:03 pm
Especially if there's a sign saying "mines"
spacedog - January 28, 2011, 4:33 pm
5 unavoidable lions.
GySgt1811 - January 28, 2011, 3:42 pm
"...and still he'll stick his fingers in the fan." John Sebastian 5 Lovin' Spoonfuls


TRUTH IN ADVERTISING -


TAGS: billboards awareness
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Millzy - August 20, 2016, 10:02 am
Thank you very much MissPriss. This is a great place.
MissPriss - August 20, 2016, 1:27 am
Welcome to Motifake Millzy :~)
Millzy - August 19, 2016, 7:21 pm
Cop: Your eyes look glazed have you been drugs? Person In Car: Your'e eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:17 pm
Um something like?...did I spell donut right officer?
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Donuts! Kolaches! Wonder what they'd do for a Klondike....bahahaha!
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 11:16 am
It's funny cause it's true...I had a good howl thinking of what the person would say if they got caught painting the billboard.
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 10:00 pm
Come on Miss Priss, they like kolaches also.


CREATIVITY -


TAGS: at least you arent sinking
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:28 pm
I love you spacedog. I really do!
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:37 am
I like it! 5L's Space


EVERY TIME -




CHILDREN ASK TRICKY QUESTIONS... -




MISTAKES HAPPEN - Just ask your parents. Go on.




ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.


TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am
I like it!


JESUS LOVES YOU - I mean, he REALLY loves you.


TAGS: it s supposed to be his abs apparently
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
:O please be respectful! be nice. He does love us.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 2:57 pm
I'm glad you're here.
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:53 pm
Its funny since there is a p****.


CHEAP PARENTS -


TAGS: cheap parents mac people the smartest truth
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by ronsart

vasilache - April 28, 2010, 9:27 am
the guy to the left of "the virus" .. yeah the one in yellow...he's old shool
Arrogant Knight - August 26, 2009, 8:52 am
Guy in the front row (right of the chick in blue) creeps me out... And by the look on blue chick's face, he's up to something very, very weird...
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am
but i like the poster
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am
haha,that virus will be the only one to finish on time,a mac runs to slow


YOU KNOW -


TAGS: moobs aren t cool
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

ICEMAN - September 1, 2010, 9:16 pm
HAH!!! You funny guy! That's a fiver.


MONSTERS -


TAGS: child abuse monsters arent born
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:19 pm

we care because the timmys are, well timmys
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:19 pm

we care because the timmys are, well timmys
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:13 pm
Thanks Guys, And rerun Who Cares, these Comments Are enough To make Me proud for years.
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 9:01 pm
*Hammy
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 9:01 pm
Excellent edgy poster Whammy. 5L
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:00 pm

making comments like that is only baiting them...
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 8:52 pm
I Enjoyed My stay At The Top, You Sure Took your time 1l bomber :)
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 6:28 pm
The Pot Calling The Kettle Black :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:57 pm
I find this poster to be deeply disturbing....I also find Hammy to be deeply disturbing....5L
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
thanks guys
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

nice one dude...as always. 5 monsters for you!
Bartimaeus - August 9, 2010, 3:03 pm
Well, I'd hate to insult you but...5L
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 2:55 pm
thanks A Lot Man. And I will.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
Amsome! 5L is an insult to this Hammy. Keep it up.


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